OH GAWD I HAVE BIEBER FEVER

SO BASICALLY, Justin Bieber is my boyfriend and we're getting married and my name shall be SUZY BEIBER. All my friends at school are so jeolous of me because i bagged justin. It was very smart how I approached it! I told him that I would touch his weiner if he would date me, HE SAID YES! OMOGSMDSOGMS. So now I'm pregnant and we're going to name our kid Rodnay. He shall be black and if he isn't black we shall kill him and try again. I hope he gets my cheeks. I LOVE MY CHEEKS. This one time justin pooped on my face, IT ROCKED MY WORLD. My friend Becky said that I wasn't really dating Justin and I sneezed in her face, broke her kneecaps, shoved a banana in her rectum, snapped her neck, peed on her, buried her, then pooped on her grave. Teehee it was cute! Well that's all for now, Suzy signing out! ..I love justin he's so CUTE!